Basics of the Unix Philosophy

RULES FOR SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS

  1. Never tell name or location of the file you couldn't open, or what access rights you're expecting
  2. Make sure an error message does not mention a possible cause or solution
  3. Ideally produce no error message at all
  4. When installing or updating a file, do not tell name or location, "installed" or "updated" is enough info
  5. Never check if called variables are actually set
  6. Never validate input; you can always trust a user to pass the correct option, feel free to explode if user passes unexpected parameters.
  7. Do not document
  8. Make sure "progname -h" crashes or at least prints "ERROR"
  9. Having a design is against the law
  10. If you output an error message, make sure to use a text that will produce at least 1.000.000 google hits
  11. Do not check preconditions, just lemming off the cliff and throw a useless error or dump a core
  12. Never use or check return values, that makes it too easy to determine where something went wrong
  13. Use bugzilla or broken mailinglist managers to effectively discourage users from reporting issues
  14. There shall be only one error value, and that value shall be -1.
  15. Magic numbers give your code amazing powers
  16. Always blame the user, he should have known better
  17. Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle
  18. Avoid using a VCS, or if you have to, do not waste time writing commit messages.

Some fine examples

 72. CRON (root) ERROR: failed to open PAM security session: Success
73. rsync error: syntax or usage error (code 1) at main.c(1420) [client=3.0.9]
74. mount: wrong fs type, bad option, bad superblock on //fileserver/foo, missing codepage or other error
75. bayes: cannot open bayes databases /var/spool/MIMEDefang/.spamassassin/bayes_* R/W: lock failed: File exists
76. your gstreamer is missing a plugin
77. [crit] (2)No such file or directory: mod_rewrite: could not init rewrite log lock in child
78. Note: Cannot set tx queue length on : No such device (errno=19)
79. ShellExecuteEx failed: Success
80. The following packages have unmet dependencies: linux-image-2.6-686: Depends: linux-image-2.6.18-4-686 but it is not going to be installed
81. # UNCOMMENT THIS LINE OUT.
82. scp: No match.
83. ldapmodify: GSSAPI Error: Miscellaneous failure (see text) (open(/tmp/krb5cc_0): No such file or directory)
84. db_recover: PANIC: No such file or directory
85. ber_get_next on fd 13 failed errno=0 (Undefined error: 0)
86. ber_get_next on fd 18 failed errno=0 (Success)
87. convert: no decode delegate for this image format `19092008102.jpg'.
88. ntpd[2600]: sendto: Invalid argument
89. LWP failed with code[400] message[FTP return code 000]
90. Error: Catastrophic Failure
91. config: failed to parse line, skipping, in (no file): use_dcc 1
92. radeon.o kernel module version is 8.59.2 but version 1.17.0 or newer is needed.
93. PHP Warning: Unknown: failed to open stream: Operation not permitted in Unknown on line 0
94. CODE:17 ERROR:userCertificate: requires ;binary transfer
95. calendar_ical::exportVCal() unknown TZID='US/Eastern', defaulting to user timezone 'US/Eastern'!
96. sda:<0>Uhhuh. NMI received for unknown reason 80 on CPU 0.
97. Cannot stat /backups: Success
98. PHP Warning: Unknown: Unable to include '' - request execution failed in Unknown on line 0
99. [warn] (2)No such file or directory: Failed to enable the 'httpready' Accept Filter
100. Could not access KVM kernel module: No such file or directory
101. Error: getpwuid() failed: Success
102. Error opening file for reading: Permission denied
103. rpc.nfsd[9665]: error starting threads: errno 13 (Permission denied)
104. unknown TZID='US/Eastern', defaulting to user timezone 'US/Eastern'
105.
106. operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)
109. Unable to locate WordPress root directory.
112. MPlayer crashed. This shouldn't happen.
113. SASS_LIBSASS_PATH variable is missing missing, so using fatal: could not create work tree dir '': No such file or directory
114. ALL YOUR SIREN ARE BELONG TO US!
115. systemd[1]: Failed to start SYSV: Mongo is a scalable, document-oriented database..
120. # TODO: add relevant configuration stuff here.
121. - '::' resolves to '::';
122. We got it working, but before I post the solution I want to recreate it.
123. systemd[1]: start request repeated too quickly for clamd@scan.service
125. Exception '' raised of class ''
126. Fatal Error: Destination dir /home/foo does not need checking
127. If Selective self-test is pending on power-up, resume after 0 minute delay.
130. OSError: [Errno 1] Operation not permitted: '/backup'
131. Cannot find directory "", aborting...
132. Error: Something went wrong. Please try again.
133. The environment prevents the table from loading data.
135. grep: memory exhausted
136. [Backup Error], Some files are deleted, when proccess.
138. PHP Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 536870912 bytes exhausted
139. Drupal : The clean URL test failed.
140. Could not find KVM version for this KVM binary, got version acceleration has been left in its default state. Got version -1
141. hyperv_fb.ko needs unknown symbol vmbus_free_mmio
142. rpc.statd[26208]: Failed to read /var/lib/nfs/state: Success
143. nfsdcltrack[26495]: Failed to init database: -13
144. SEE ALSO: config(5)
145. Cannot read XML: (41) Specification mandate value for attribute data-pjax-transient [Line: 42 | Column: 40].
146. [ERROR] Fatal error: Can't open and lock privilege tables: Got error 140 from storage engine
147. ERROR: /usr/bin/rsync returned 255
148. Failed to join domain: failed to connect to AD: No logon servers
149. -sh: ./vmware-install.pl: not found
151. Failed to convert disk: The file specified is not a virtual disk (0xf00003ebf).
152. failed init (mdb)
154. warning: TLS library problem: error:14094418:SSL routines:ssl3_read_bytes:tlsv1 alert unknown ca:../ssl/record/rec_layer_s3.c:1399:SSL alert number 48:
155. The previous update was after the current date.
156. psql: could not connect to server: No such file or directory
157. Make had some problems, won't install
158. Parse errors: Bad plan. You planned 65 tests but ran 0.
159. File changed from regular file before signature
160. some attributes not unique Error code: ldap.INVALID_ATTR_VALUE Method: [unknown]
161. If the password contains the char # , mysql login-path doesn't work
162. last message repeated 1692 times
163. ENOTSOCK (Socket operation on non-socket)
164. Exchange Transport in Questionable State
166. mount.davfs: Mounting failed. 302 Found
168. error: command 'gcc' failed with exit status 1
169. java.lang.NullPointerException
171. asn1 encoding routines:ASN1_CHECK_TLEN:wrong tag:tasn_dec.c:1343:
172. 500 Can't connect to --help:443 (Name or service not known)
173. i'm not responsible for any collateral damages
175. Failed to reload daemon: Failed to activate service 'org.freedesktop.systemd1': timed out
176. rpc.idmapd[1578]: nss_getpwnam: name '0' does not map into domain 'foo.bar'
177. cgmanager: Error mounting unified: No such file or directory
178. abrt: can't communicate with ABRT daemon, is it running? [Errno 2] No such file or directory
179. ERROR root:Whoops, that went pretty wrong...
180. Unknown media type in type 'all/all'
181. Unable to start Dr. Konqi
182. mysqldump: Got errno 28 on write
184. Intel CPUs are secure by design... This has been shown by meltdown and spectre!
185.
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187. rsync error: unexplained error (code 255) at io.c(605) [sender=3.0.9]
189. Impossible to connect to Zimbra ( ssl verify result: )
190. CIFS VFS: Unexpected lookup error -112
192. syntax error, unexpected $end (c)Copyright 2016, AVAGO Corporation, All Rights Reserved.
194. ERROR 'syntax error' at token '' on line 6:
197. Oops! Something went wrong
198. IndexError: list index out of range
200. a specified parameter was not correct
201. unable to snarf:
202. systemd[1]: fail2ban.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
203. During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred
204. tar: You must specify one of the `-Acdtrux' or `--test-label' options
205. stderr: ERROR: -t argument value '' invalid
206. cannot connect to IPMI host: [33554445] Unknown error 33554445
207. Hi I'am a french Guy,So the dashboard will be in french.
208. mysqldump: Got errno 32 on write
209. locale: Cannot set LC_ALL to default locale: No such file or directory
210. Error VIX_E_FAIL in VMAutomation_ReportPowerOpFinished(): Unknown error
211. Thunderbird failed to find the settings for your email account
214. systemd[1]: Failed to read PID from file /var/run/iscsid.pid: Invalid argument
216. krb5_init_context failed (Invalid argument
217. [0x4e968700] Unable to create stream importer: 8004010F
219. Error parsing flat file: invalid literal for long() with base 10: '1550855da8/wwwe915t b4'
222. Hardlink failed, cannot securely erase old config file
224. java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
225. Checks whether your message is well formatted or not: There is no html version of your message.
226. The specified path is invalid
228. An application has crashed on your system (now or in the past)
229. Assertion `cnt < (sizeof (_nl_value_type_LC_TIME) / sizeof (_nl_value_type_LC_TIME[0]))' failed.
230. Fatal error - Command Tool invoked with wrong parameters
231. Received value [ERROR: The file named /var/tmp/cert.KRAKjJ is unreadable, doesn't exist or is empty
232. WARNING: terminal is not fully functional
233. Resolution: This is a known issue
235. DEBUG(1): [6s] lcmc.ArgumentParser: initApp: max mem: 1970m
236. LibClamAV Warning: [Bytecode JIT]: Bytecode run timed out, timeout flag set
237. Connecting to server Unknown using url pseudo://Unknown
238. ValueError: new value non-existent xfs filesystem is not valid as a default fs type
239. lvmetad: WARNING: Ignoring unsupported value for cmd
240. temp3: -128.0°C (low = +123.0°C, high = -15.0°C)
241. Unit -.mount does not exist, proceeding anyway.
243. ERROR: Unable to backup foo.bar due to error in VMDK backup!
244. Not using downloaded epel/repomd.xml because it is older than what we have
245. Can't locate version.pm in @INC
246. ERROR root:Internal error while creating session. hr=0x80040111
247. (20014)Internal error: proxy: error reading status line from remote server localhost
249. ERROR: "" is not valid VM input file!
250. You are doing everything right and it should work.
251. error: Merging is not possible because you have unmerged files.
252. LibClamAV Warning: SWF: declared output length != inflated stream size
253. WARNING Unable to find a corresponding IP address for client: (-2, 'Name or service not known')
254. Uncaught Error: Call to a member function present() on null
255. string is too long, it needs to be less than 0 bytes long
257. LibClamAV Warning: Bytcode 85 failed to run: Time limit reached
258. Couldn't create plugins dir
259. i tried to set it up by following a video tutorial
260. /etc/cron.daily/logrotate: error: z-push.lr:6 unknown option 'su' -- ignoring line
261. kf5.kio.core: KIO::TransferJob(0x55e805f0ac30) This is overkill.
262. Type of received value [2500299063296.000000] is not suitable for value type [Numeric (float)]
263. publish_entry SCDSet() failed: Success!
264. cannot connect to IPMI host: [2] No such file or directory
266. cannot connect to IPMI host: [22] Invalid argument
267. customer sent a .asc and want secure mail
272. Sorry, something went wroing. Please refresh your browser.
273. Error connecting to agent: No such file or directory
275. dnsmasq: cannot access directory /etc/dnsmasq.d,.rpmnew,.rpmsave,.rpmorig: No such file or directory
276. Installed package libfribidi-0.19.2-3.el7.nux.x86_64 not available.
277. General Protection Fault
278. The result is RESULT.
279. The failing step is: Install the system
280. ERROR:browser_main_loop.cc(267)] Gtk: IA__gtk_widget_add_accelerator: assertion 'GTK_IS_ACCEL_GROUP (accel_group)' failed
281. last message repeated 99 times
282. An installation step failed. You can try to run the failing item again from the menu, or skip it and choose something else. The failing step is: Install the system
283. bugs-search.debian.org’s server IP address could not be found.
284. One of the configured repositories failed (Unknown)
285. Error: Success - empty transaction
286. PHP Warning: Module 'smbclient' already loaded in Unknown on line 0
287. apache2.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
288. Could not build name for facility $syslog,: Invalid argument
289. An exception 'java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space'
290. Please make sure you have read and write permission (777) for plugin directory.
291. already closed by tragic event on the index writer
292. [ERROR][o.e.b.ElasticsearchUncaughtExceptionHandler] [] fatal error in thread
293. If a JVM is started with unequal initial and max heap size, it can be prone to pauses as the JVM heap is resized during system usage.
294. The following example code is causing OOM on 7th iteration with -Xmx2g. The test will pass with -Xmx4g. The XML file I'm trying to parse is 51mb in size.
296. [[: not found
297. -bash: :export: command not found
298. ionice: ignoring given class data for none class
299. gss_accept_sec_context() failed: An unsupported mechanism was requested (, )
300. Exception caught inside exception handler.
302. mv: cannot move `10004' to `/home/mailrip/archive/10004': Directory not empty
303. System is not available
304. Consistency Check inconsistency logging disabled, too many inconsistencies on VD: 0
305. error loading certificate
308. SAS2IRCU: MPTLib2 Error 1
310. unknown error
311. syntax error, unexpected $end
312. Error: Unknown command or namespace software install
313. [warning] {?} Error fetching mail
314. Active: inactive (dead)
315. unzip: short read
316. rndc: 'reload' failed: not found
317. kill: cannot find process ""
318. TypeError: Cannot read property 'id' of undefined
319. error:20074002:BIO routines:FILE_CTRL:system lib
320. error loading certificate key
321. java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: GC overhead limit exceeded
322. Operation failed, diagnostics report: iScsiException: status(c0000000): Invalid parameter; Message= IMA_AddStaticDiscoveryTarget
323. Could not resolve host: mirrors.fedoraproject.org; Unknown error
324. tgtadm: invalid request
325. rsyslogd-2007: action 'action 17' suspended
326. 03608 ERROR root:Whoops, that went pretty wrong...
327. error:02001002:system library:fopen:No such file or directory
328. Kopano: login failed with error code: 0xFFFFFFFF80040115
330. systemd[1]: rsyslog.service: Job rsyslog.service/start failed with result 'dependency'.
331. [ERROR] sentry.errors: Unable to incr internal metric
332. There was an error loading a component.
333. Your message rate limit for an unknown domain is exceeded
334. -sh: can't fork
335. Internal Panic: Unrecoverable memory allocation failure
336. WARNING: LogDenied 'on' is invalid, using default value 'off'
337. sensord: Warning: Unexpected error Failure
338. Subject: {firstname}, uw e-mailadres werd gekozen.
340. Error code: service.LICENSE_ERROR Method: [unknown]
341. Please do not delete or modify any files or folders or it may result in system operation abnormal.
342. The failing step is: Select and install software
344. OSError: [Errno 5] Input/output error
345. connection1:0: detected conn error (1020)
346. Request could not be processed correctly due to a WBXMLException. Please report this.
347. WBXMLException: Internal Server Error - code: 0
348. assert not upper_a.lstat()
349. setlocale: unsupported locale setting
350. Failed to remove runtime connection config file
351. gss_accept_sec_context() failed: An unsupported mechanism was requested (, Unknown error)
352. You cannot report this error, because kdeinit5 does not provide a bug reporting address.
353. #6 0x00007efc35d88abc in ?? () from /usr/lib/x86_64-linux-gnu/libnvidia-glcore.so.340.107
354. sshd: error: invalid key option string
355. ERROR: '--failure' is not an option. Aborting...
356. phpBB : Critical Error
357. Cannot get attribute from EA on file .: Error = Operation not supported
358. unknown error (1)
359. Geocode was not successful for the following reason:
360. View 'foo' references invalid table(s) or column(s) or function(s) or definer/invoker of view lack rights to use them
361. Failed to set locale, defaulting to C
362. ERROR : deleteItem_internal : Invalid file name.
363. locale: Cannot set LC_CTYPE to default locale: No such file or directory
364. xfs_repair: read failed: Invalid argument
365. You do not have permission to do that, for the following reason: You are not allowed to execute the action you have requested.
366. Failed with result 'exit-code'.
367. Main PID: 7311 (code=exited, status=218/CAPABILITIES)
368. we finally solved this rebooting everything.
369. systemd[1]: Job nfs-server.service/start failed with result 'dependency'.
370. Could not read. Reason: Unspecified error
371. Can't connect to ssl!
372. systemd[1]: Failed to parse PID from file /var/run/iscsid.pid: Success
373. Warning: undefined:0 TypeError: 'undefined' is not a function
374. mount.nfs: mount(2): Invalid argument
375. ERROR: problem running
376. Cannot set LC_CTYPE to default locale: No such file or directory
377. Unknown error occurred
378. WARNING: UserLinux: 1331: unsupported: (void)
379. Can't Read File
380. proftpd rereaded
381. ECChannel::HrSetCtx(): cannot open key file
382. systemd[1]: nginx.service: Failed to parse PID from file /run/nginx.pid: Invalid argument
383. The start-up result is RESULT.
384. Couldn't remove directory: Failure
385. 4.3.1 Insufficient system resources (SystemMemory) (in reply to end of DATA command))
386. Error connecting to database: No such file or directory
387. [sde] FAILED Result: hostbyte=DID_OK driverbyte=DRIVER_OK
388. exportfs: config file error: line 52: ignoring line due to no section
389. systemd[1]: start request repeated too quickly for crond.service
390. [error ] K-1215: unexpected id 105/104
391. unable to open --help config file
392. connection2:0: detected conn error (1022)
393. drbd: error sending genl reply
394. Error getting authority: Error initializing authority: Could not connect: No such file or directory (g-io-error-quark, 1)
395. Language support is incomplete, additional packages are required
396. Failed - An error occurred during host configuration
397. snmpd: No library available for additional MIBs: No such file or directory
398. cannot connect to IPMI host: [16777411] Unknown error 16777411
399. CIFS VFS: Unexpected lookup error -5
400. nfsd: peername failed (err 107)!
401. Whoops, something went wrong on our end.
402. Error: Unknown command or namespace systen snmp test
403. systemd[1]: sysroot.mount: Job sysroot.mount failed with result `dependency`
404. string value is None for dictionary value @ data['suffix']. Got None. (See ?, line ?)
405. ERROR: Can't open file or directory
406. gzip: stdin: file size changed while zipping
407. www.linux-ha.org took too long to respond
408. Received value [11] is not suitable for value type [Numeric (unsigned)] and data type [Decimal]
409. http://pics.tuxick.net/computerstuff/ha-irony.png
410. End of system activity file unexpected
411. Error: The operation has timed out.
412. mysqld[67886]: Unable to determine if daemon is running: No such file or directory
413. Failed to connect: org.bluez.Error.Failed
414. Job qemu-guest-agent.service/start failed with result 'dependency'.
415. Failed - An error occurred during host configuration.
416. /dev/video0: Invalid argument
417. Unable to create object in local database: user has no name
418. kex_exchange_identification: read: Connection reset by peer
419. fatal: no kex alg
420. syntax error, unexpected $end, expecting TOKEN_FLUSH
421. Not using downloaded remi/repomd.xml because it is older than what we have
422. Failed to execute operation: Invalid argument
423. LetsEncrypt(12763): exit code: 1
424. PANIC: Failed to register the runner. You may be having network problems.
425. Cannot write to "latest.tar.gz" (Success)
426. Failure when attempting to copy boot files
427. Failed to set mode: Failed (0x03)
428. partx: error adding partition
429. Unfortunately, we hit an error that we weren't expecting.
430. LibClamAV Error: CRITICAL: fmap() failed
431. LibClamAV Warning: fmap_readpage: pread fail: asked for 122880 bytes @ offset 3579904, got 0
432. Read Device Identity failed: megasas_cmd result: 0.15 = 0/45
433. M2Crypto.SSL.SSLError: tlsv1 alert protocol version
434. An error occurred, please try again.
435. vmware events collector returned empty result
436. YumRepo Error: All mirror URLs are not using ftp, http[s] or file
437. SSL connect error
438. messagetitle:UNKNOWN
439. [error ] Failed to read line: Connection reset by peer
440. Unable to parse content as json. Expecting value: line 1 column 1 (char 0)
441. Save the file and reboot host.
442. ?? pebkac
443. Failed to connect to system bus: No such file or directory
444. ls: ./5da651c6-e495ee96-7728-ac1f6bb39ac0: Function not implemented
445. 'unknown error' (1): call=12067, status=Timed Out, exitreason=''
446. ERROR: Can't access file
447. Try 'apt --fix-broken install' with no packages (or specify a solution)
448. UserFile: 607: UserFileOpen: unexpected fstype: 0
449. Memory limit doesn't accept the negative value -1048576
450. Fil3: 209: Unknown object type -1
451. Cannot check user existence, because disabled LDAP configurations are present.
452. error: 0
454. SAS3IRCU: MPTLib2 Error 1
455. 2148074279 An unknown error occurred while processing the certificate.
456. Error: check all
457. write:errno=104
458. 38 (Function not implemented)
460. [Hardware Error]: Corrected error, no action required.
461. Failed with result 'exit-code'
462. Hallo, null null
463. awesomeversion.exceptions.AwesomeVersionCompare: Can't compare unknown
464. (Return code of 255 is out of bounds)
465. iptables v1.8.5 (legacy): Couldn't load target `LOG':No such file or directory
466. systemd[1]: corosync-qnetd.service: Failed with result 'exit-code'.
467. The unit UNIT has successfully entered the 'dead' state.
468. systemd[1]: elasticsearch.service: Failed with result 'signal'.
469. iptables v1.8.7 (legacy): Couldn't load target `LOG':No such file or directory
470. Got an error reading communication packets
471. TLS: can't connect: (unknown error code).
472. TypeError: 'NoneType' object is not iterable
473. Error while loading /etc/netplan/00-ens18.yaml, aborting.
474. An error occurred: 'NetplanApply' object has no attribute 'state
475. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
476. Unexpected error during account creation
477. Undetermined Error
478. Connection failed
479. PXE-T00: File name too long
480. E: Unable to correct problems, you have held broken packages.
481. Send failed
482. newaliases: fatal: bad string length 0 < 1: setgid_group =
483. critical: error opening channel: No such file or directory
484. 500 - Ooops. This page has not been found.
485. sap-server: Operation not permitted (1)
486. Command notify requires two arguments
487. Every version of ElasticSearch change how web services work, and cause compatibility problems.
488. VPN plugin: failed: connect-failed (1)
489. MySQL sneaks swedish in there sometimes for no sensible reason
490. Message error:
491. Something impossible just happened
492. IPv6 gateway filed and metric field must both have the value
493. zabbix-proxy.service: Failed with result 'protocol'
494. Elasticsearch will fail to index for CirrusSearch if one is using a database name for MySQL which contains a capital character
495. Error occurred while checking server setup
496. AttributeError:'NoneType' object has no attribute 'ebuild'
497. Connection error 401: No ticket
498. Error code: 1
499. The system cannot check_config because the configuration is not valid
500. Unsupported device type Unknown
501. SUNRPC: reached max allowed number (1) did not add transport to server
502. This directory is unavailable, please check the logs or contact the administrator
503. [object Object]
504. AH01075: Error dispatching request to :
505. Our Downloads Page has moved!
506. ovpn,debug,error,,,,debug,l2tp,,warning,,,,,critical,,,,debug unknown msg!
507. opendkim-testkey: invalid data set type
508. (server.c.1437) can't have more connections than fds/2
509. Error handling incoming message
510. slapd[4884]: connection_read(14): no connection!
511. Message malformed: Integration '' not found
512. TLS: can't connect: (unknown error code)
513. gpg encryption failed: General error
514. There was an error while setting up your account
515. ERROR 1231 (42000): Variable 'slow_query_log_file' can't be set to the value of '/var/log/mysql-slow.log'
516. Something went wrong!
517. None is not of type 'string'
518. TypeError: 'NoneType' object is not subscriptable
519. systemd[1]: clamav-daemon.service: Failed with result 'signal'.
520. Creating mailbox file: No such file or directory
521. Let's Encrypt in use. Auto-renewal in -22 Days
522. BUG: kernel NULL pointer dereference, address: 0000000000000000
523. Could not load logbook: [object Object]
524. UserWorld 'sshd' with cmdline 'unknown'
525. SMART data cannot be retrieved on hot spare drive(s).
526. new collation (en_US.utf8) is incompatible with the collation of the template database (en_US.UTF-8)
527. Instead of fixing the problem, they hire another manage to control the problem!
528. zabbix-proxy.service: Failed with result 'protocol'.
529. Panic! Error while loading default properties.
530. tika: Text extraction failed (null)
531. Final status: ERROR: All VMs failed!
532. We're sorry, something seems to have gone wrong
533. Status: RESOLVED WORKSFORME
534. Sorry, we probably made a mistake, and this is a bug.
535. open files limit requested 0, set to 1024
536. failed to parse the `edition` key
537. no mem to add parser accelerators
538. ABORT: RENDER: Fallback shader file 'none' not found and is mandatory
539. Error: Permission denied (publickey)
540. lan: password is longer than 16 bytes.
541. Failed to read line: Interrupted system call
542. The driver failed to call done from itsabort handler and yet it returned SUCCESS
543. Error: Connection activation failed: No suitable device found for this connection (device cdc-wdm0 not available because device is not available).
544. This website might not support the TLS 1.2 protocol, which is the minimum version supported by Firefox.
545. he driver failed to call done from itsabort handler and yet it returned SUCCESS
546. [error ] Failed to read line: Interrupted system call
547. The process' exit code is 'exited' and its exit status is 1.
548. Cannot assign requested address

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